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...? [Dec. 17th, 2005|10:31 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |pissed offYOU KILL CISSY, PREPARE TO DIE]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NARCISSA?!


I may not have liked her and her girly nature, but what is this???

Cissy?

Cissa?

...Cissyface?

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER? SHE WAS A BLACK! YOU DON'T TOUCH BLACKS*!!!

THIS IS NOT ON. SOMEONE WILL PAY.

HEFTILY.

*(Unless you're in leather trousers, obviously).
link66 doomed|pah

OUTRAGE OF THE DARKEST SORT. [Dec. 12th, 2005|09:26 pm]
Bellatrix Black
Is this to be believed? I thought it was a joke. Blubbykins is taking my cuddlypiebanana to the Yule Ball?!?!

This cannot be.

There are rules. Even if I never follow them, it is not permissible for others to do the same.

Blokes are not supposed to take other blokes to the ball. It is an atrocity, a scandal, a detestable show of...of...

That is, it's simply...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
link6 doomed|pah

We shall be victorious because if we aren't, somebody is going to be missing a tongue... [Nov. 11th, 2005|12:20 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |colddark, like always]

The Quidditch match is tomorrow. Slytherin, mighty and great, will win with the upper hand of death and destruction that we wield most skillfully. Even if I have to injure each and every one of the Gryffindor players. Nothing is too good for my house.

Reggie, I fully expect your participation in this venture. Enough of this being a pansy and "why don't I have friends?" rubbish. Take action. I command it!

FEEL THE DOOM, GRYFFINDOR.
link66 doomed|pah

So doomful. [Oct. 26th, 2005|06:31 pm]
Bellatrix Black
What is all this finger-pointing? Who cares who killed Pomfrey, really? Just be glad that that incompetent witch is gone! Does no one remember what sorrows she heaped onto us? Turning Emmeline into a proper lady, turning Red into...I don't even want to think about it. And you are all sad she's gone?

Let's rejoice and kill small animals! I've got three snakes that are ripe for skins. She's gone, the wicked witch is gone! And quite possibly dead, so.

Doom is good.
link41 doomed|pah

Right then. [Oct. 5th, 2005|10:35 pm]
Bellatrix Black
That whole week last time? People keep referencing it. It has greatly disturbed the headmaster and he has set me up with memory-erasing duty.

So please report to me to have unfortunate visions scoured from your brain. Or I'll hunt you down, steal your money, and make you bleed a lot.

I might make you bleed anyway, but at least if you show up voluntarily, you might get a cookie afterwards.

Probably not, though.
link97 doomed|pah

Tiptoe through the azaleas... [Sep. 28th, 2005|11:27 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |happyhappy]

I was out picking flowers today, and I had a brainstorm: we should have a naked party! Wouldn't that be fun? I'd hate to think of Regulus or Sirius naked, as that would be a true shame. Incest is wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Red, you should wear a bikini. And Remus, you sexmuffin you! I don't think I'll be able to keep my horny hands off of you!

Hestia, I admire you so. Let's bare our breasts together!
link60 doomed|pah

I feel...different. [Aug. 14th, 2005|06:50 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |angryangry]

Why the sodding hell is there glitter everywhere in my bedroom? I went down for a slice of dark chocolate cake (there is really no other kind) and I tried to find Regulus because I know he's somewhere in this house and mum said that I should try to make amends because he was actually frightened of me (you great pansy, Reggie!). But then I woke up in my bedroom with the damn glitter!

And there was this high screeching noise. Sort of like...I don't know. Small flapping things. I had to hex them all, so I just killed them. It would have been too much trouble to move them outside so I fed them to Mrs. Mayhem, my favourite demon feline. She had some trouble crunching on them until I used my new dagger to slice them up. There's blood everywhere. It creates just the ambience I've been needing.

It's a shame I couldn't break in the dagger on that Gryffindor's spleen, though. Oh well, there's still time. For now, I have to get rid of this glitter!

There's this buzzing sound in my ear, and my body is acting strangely. I think it's the glitter - it did something to me! It's...it's changed me, somehow! This isn't dark! This isn't bloody! It's glitter and shiny and EURGH!

Reggie, this is all your fault. If you'd never thrown those pants away, I wouldn't be scrambling around with the need to find material for new clothing - blacker than anything else, that will drive heroism across the sky - oh, bloody hell, why am I talking this way?

REGULUS BLACK! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DOOMED!
link33 doomed|pah

My darkness is being stifled. [Aug. 4th, 2005|08:06 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |boredbored...darkly.]

I am insanely bored at home. All mother wants to do is talk about how I should be meeting this or that boy. She keeps asking me if I feel all right when I tell her that I am not at all interested in boys. She also said to keep away from Emmeline - that she was putting ideas into my head.

Doesn't she understand that the only heir I wish to supply is an evil one? How am I supposed to do that with these grinning idiots she keeps inviting over?

It's really cutting into my dark arts studies. On the plus side, she did get me a new book called Killing Curses 101. Hopefully that one will come in handy.

I have a shiny new dagger, but no shiny new animals. How am I supposed to progress with my study of innards?

This summer is proving to be a real disappointment.
link61 doomed|pah

Relief. The dark kind, of course. [Jun. 28th, 2005|10:36 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |annoyedfilled with fire of hate]
[darkness is hearing: |Doom Brooms - You're Going To Die, Hooray, Let's Eat Pie]

We're going home. Finally, we're going bloody home. No more blubberbutt, no more gayness, no more exams, no more of that creep Rosier, whose spellbooks may or may not suddenly burst into flame if he touches them.

Sirius, I'll have to tell your mother, you know. It breaks my heart, it really does, my traitorous bananamanpiecuddlykins. I will cry, certainly. It will be especially difficult for me when she tries to poison you and hex that squishy-bottomed friend of yours.

I'm not sure I'll make it through the day. I'm plenty sure, however, that you probably won't.

Summer! The ultimate darkness.
link8 doomed|pah

Kill the OWLS! [Jun. 25th, 2005|06:37 pm]
Bellatrix Black
[killing you with: |cynicalcynical]

I cannot believe I actually studied for these exams. I went into seclusion - I didn't even so much as maim anything during these past cram-filled weeks. I hear the alcohol consumption rate spiked (no pun intended) tremendously. You're all very bad Slytherins and I am darkly impressed with you.

However. That Rotter seems to have changed. His eyes look different and he doesn't yell threats at me like he used to.

I miss that.

So, Plopper, be off with you and your bad hair. It is time for summer, for making Reggie un-gay, and for trying to kill a certain cousin whose name rhymes with Dirius.

"Excited" does not even begin to describe it.

"Morose" and "pensive" are better words.

And Evan? Step even three metres next to me and I'll have your testicles.

On a skewer.
link44 doomed|pah

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