I am Bellatrix Black of the MOST Noble and Really Old House of Black. I am devoted to the darkness, and to art. For without art, I cannot express the darkness.
I am a Slytherin. One of the Blacks slipped through the cracks of darkness and fell into goody-goodyness and ended up in the Stupid House, which is any house that is Not Slytherin. Which is Primarily Gryffindor.